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The juxtaposition of the intentionally misspelled words “deez” and “nutz” create a kind of humor that crosses socioeconomic, racial, and cultural boundaries and perhaps transcends even time itself. In this essay, I will-

stepping away for a while to sort my mental health

hit me on matrix (bio) if you need/want to

fuk.

just stuck my foot in kitty's water bowl.

suddenly realizing maybe i shouldn't have it next to my desk lol

“the woke liberal* agenda!!!”

dawg, the ONLY agenda i have is tryna get my brain to work correctly and stop being such a combative asshole

*not a liberal but they don’t make that distinction

mh-, call for reassurance, prescription meds 

can someone pls give me some kind words about how needing prozac to avoid being irritable all the time doesn't make me a failure or something?

sh (kinda) 

throw me off a bridge just to see if i feel the fear

not great brain stuff 

so strange how i can be pretty fine all day then suddenly disassociate and not want to be alive

when you realize you’re too bad at a game to continue making meaningful progress in it…sad :(

The bourgeois love Facebook with their whole hearts and asking them not to is like asking a mouse to not love cheese.

Years ago it came out that Facebook was literally doing forbidden experiments on children, testing what memes made them depressed and gave them eating disorders and made them suicidal. On children. And this was met with a collective shrug.

This is why you block a Facebook instance. These are the friends you will miss out on.

the satisfaction of feeling my cat laying on me in bed :333

re: lewd 

waking up would be easier

maybe not getting out of bed though…🤔🤔

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lewd 

really wish my alarm was feet in my face tbh

mh- 

really fucking struggling. probably gonna go dark for a while.

one of those mornings where i wake up early and accidentally fall back asleep and now i’m late for work

oops

if you’re mad about coast guard guy’s comments about “the taxpayers” having to foot the bill for the search:

1. the money to pay the personnel would’ve been spent anyway (fair play about the cost of activating the equipment though)

2. i promise this is not the dumbest thing the government has spent money on this year, maybe not even this WEEK

*beatles voice*

WE ALL DIED IN A CRUSHED UP SUBMARINE

lewd 

which one of you cuties wants to let me cum on your soles? :3

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