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joking about suicide 

finna kms so i never have to deal with getting out of bed again

annoyed posting 

i’m just grumpy about everything y’all

i’ll be ok but i dislike existing atm :(

holy shit

just hearing about lk-99 and it’s alleged superconducting properties. if this is real…

just popped some melatonin. should i start a hoyoverse game and see if i can clear the tutorial before it kicks in?

complaining about coworkers 

ah yes, pro-cop racist trump supporting coworker please tell me more about how mental health is a liberal conspiracy to take away your guns before yelling for 20 minutes about how you hope you get carjacked so you can run over “some crackhead” repeatedly

shut up and go to therapy jfc

lol why am i still awake

my sleep schedule is gonna be so fucked

fedi help ffs

i’m trying to figure out this song. the intro has a guy singing roughly like the recording (i can’t sing so sorry for my voice and out of key lol)

as far as i remember, there’s no instruments behind him except maybe a single snare hit before he starts singing.

this is driving me up the wall pls help

reference to sh/suicide (not my own) 

not endorsing his ideas at all because i haven’t read the note he left but i just remembered mitchell heisman and holy shit what an interesting occurrence

bombs 

once again freaking out about how we are literally living in the end of the world simply by virtue of the fact that nukes exist

re: gender stuff 

fuck it, in the bio we goooooooo!

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i am once again cry laughing over “vagina bones”

bruh idk if it’s incidental or not but my roomba has gotten SO MUCH worse since amazon bought the company. looks like i’m buying a shark or something when i get the money

i’m not saying that if you like kevin mitnick we won’t get along

i’m just saying that the most charitable interpretation of my experience indicates if you idolize kevin mitnick, i probably won’t want to be your friend and if you’d bully kevin mitnick, i probably will

v lewd & horny 

somebody pls

lemme smash while i lick your feet

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