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yo this trend of drive thru speakers playing a prerecorded greeting when you pull up needs to die in a fire tbh

also, there’s a receptionist at this office that looks like me when i was skinny

i find her very attractive but am a bit concerned about what that says about me lol

lol this 94 year old woman at the doctor is complaining about the state of things

did y’all know “the vegetables are farmed”??

holy shit pour one (or several) out for university of michigans IT folks

lol got to work like 10-15 minutes ago

i’ve technically already finished all the work i have to do for the whole week

sometimes my job is pretty sweet

i legitimately think about this every few months and almost every time end up cry laughing

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very much in a don’t want to/wish i didn’t have to sleep mood tonight

anybody got a reliable source for roms so i don’t have to go through the trouble of dumping games i own myself?

the experience of being linus torvalds has gotta be so crazy. just think one day “i need some system to manage software versions” and then code something so good (and, tbh, free) that it just becomes the industry standard

rly rude that fast food is so unhealthy but so good

complaining, health - 

dad has fallen four times in the last two days and is moving super slow. fuck lewy body dementia man 😔😔

brain doing that thing where nothing feels interesting enough to do. yippee

nearly delusional levels of tired and vibing to 80s/90s acid house 👍👍

how to tell my friends girlfriend that yes i want her but that’s not why i think she should break up with him? lol

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