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lol

trying to play the system to get free shit (because they’re billion dollar companies, fuck em) and it appears i’ve temporarily broken my account

food, meat 

god damn, is there anything as good as fresh sausage hot off the grill? 🤤🤤

feeling like @foolisholivia@chaosfem.tw the way i’m so sleepy

the fact that the xbox mobile app doesn’t seem to show prices is outrageous

complaining, health -, kink, lewd 

a friend asked how i was doing

well

my fathers condition is deteriorating every day and i don’t have any cuties willing to send me feet pics

so possibly the worst ever? lol

subtoot of some stuff from off platform 

oh so you wanna respond now that you need something from me huh?

lol this doctors office is playing jumper

i get that it was a popular song and such

but it’s a weird vibe to be sitting here listening to a song that’s basically “pls don’t kill yourself”

yo this trend of drive thru speakers playing a prerecorded greeting when you pull up needs to die in a fire tbh

also, there’s a receptionist at this office that looks like me when i was skinny

i find her very attractive but am a bit concerned about what that says about me lol

lol this 94 year old woman at the doctor is complaining about the state of things

did y’all know “the vegetables are farmed”??

holy shit pour one (or several) out for university of michigans IT folks

lol got to work like 10-15 minutes ago

i’ve technically already finished all the work i have to do for the whole week

sometimes my job is pretty sweet

i legitimately think about this every few months and almost every time end up cry laughing

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very much in a don’t want to/wish i didn’t have to sleep mood tonight

anybody got a reliable source for roms so i don’t have to go through the trouble of dumping games i own myself?

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