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[Olive Garden]

Waiter: What will you have to drink?

Me: Alfredo sauce.

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lol the size of my epic games library based almost exclusively on the free games they’ve given out is kinda silly

bad idea for health 

avoiding drinking water all day so when i finally take a drink at 8 pm it’s so fucking satisfying

fellow guys with a foot fetish

i am begging you

BEGGING

stop being so weird about it to people you don’t even know

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so no spoilers but at one point in dune 2 paul does something and my friend just looks at me and goes “he is him” lol

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a haiku:

your one-time password
3089382
good for 10 minutes

complaining about cell companies, mostly rhetorical question 

how the fuck is it legal for a cell company to refuse to unlock the bootloader and shit on a device that literally comes that way from the manufacturer???

ah yes, let me pay you more money for a less functional device

SMFH

sometimes you just have a day that really fucking sucks

guess i’ll try again tomorrow if i can shake today off

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I feel like I use Firefox despite the Mozilla Corporation and not because of the Corporation

psyche weirdness 

sometimes my lived experience is so strange lol

it almost feel like i’m existing outside the flow of time? like im in a schrödinger box between the present and all of my memories but it’s more than just remembering

idfk my psyche is strange sometimes i guess

lol what a fucking joke

playstation app tells me i can use a device based passkey instead of password. ok sure

playstation app doesn’t support signing in with passkeys

mfw

drugs 

ok, haven’t slept properly in two nights

time to get really stoned and take some melatonin

strap in boys, we going for a ride

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“This Is What Our Ruling Class Has Decided Will Be Normal”

On Aaron Bushnell’s Action in Solidarity with Gaza

crimethinc.com/AaronBushnell

On February 25, we received an email from a person who signed himself Aaron Bushnell, announcing that he was going to engage in an act of protest against the genocide of the Palestinian people.

Shortly afterwards, Aaron set himself on fire in front of the Israeli embassy in Washington, DC.

All afternoon, while other journalists were breaking the news, we discussed how we should speak about this. Some subjects are too complex to address in a hasty social media post.

Here, we share some of our thoughts about tragedy, urgency, and sacrifice.

if love is a drug

then you might be the drug of my life

drugs 

do i wanna get high before bed tonight? 🤔

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