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a haiku for you 

./a.out
segmentation fault (core dumped)
illegal access

oh shit pixel fold on sale with boosted trade in values?? 🤔🤔

shoutout to my employer for signing up my personal email account for “quick pain relief” emails as “part of my healthcare benefits”

fuck your spam, pay me more

food ment 

ate way too much at olive garden

can somebody pls come rub my tummy?

oh good the demons are coming to play

i’m going to bed

goodnight yall

If you use a torrent client and you don't seed, please block yourself :blobcattriumph:

mild lewd, star wars 

wait wait wait that means anakin and padme fucked

YOOOOOOOO

can we please cancel the outside world on the basis that it’s bad for my mental health and also interferes with playing video games

born too late to die from the common cold, born too early to replace vital organs with cybernetics. what a cursed age i was born in

lol the size of my epic games library based almost exclusively on the free games they’ve given out is kinda silly

bad idea for health 

avoiding drinking water all day so when i finally take a drink at 8 pm it’s so fucking satisfying

fellow guys with a foot fetish

i am begging you

BEGGING

stop being so weird about it to people you don’t even know

so no spoilers but at one point in dune 2 paul does something and my friend just looks at me and goes “he is him” lol

a haiku:

your one-time password
3089382
good for 10 minutes

complaining about cell companies, mostly rhetorical question 

how the fuck is it legal for a cell company to refuse to unlock the bootloader and shit on a device that literally comes that way from the manufacturer???

ah yes, let me pay you more money for a less functional device

SMFH

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