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maybe it’s just my neurodivergent ass being neurodivergent again but i truly don’t understand how “get fucked” is an insult. like. that’s my goal most of the time???

going no phone for the rest of today so goodnight friends! remember to be gremlins and cause chaos but only in service of making the world a better place. i love you! <3

Armenian film buff who signs up on yiff.life under the mistaken impression that it's an instance devoted to discussion of the Yerevan International Film Festival

idk if it’s because i’m on a relatively underpowered machine (2017 12” macbook) or what but xcode updates are comically slow to install

Dwayne Johnson 'The Rock' should fight agains John Mastodon for the title of the WWE champion

lol should’ve been obvious but i just realized, i definitely shouldn’t open this account while at work

nsfw/horny 

thinking about all the very good cocks out there going unsucked :(

can we pls go back to 2020? i loved staying home all day

random karen: “yeah, that business was always filled with creepy people”

maam those are literally just kids in their 20s wearing black t-shirts and listening to butt rock

vulgar 

@TheIronFox like yes, the route may be different sometimes. it’s literally calculating the shortest route based on real time traffic patterns. i’m sorry you don’t like change but it WILL take you to the right place i promise

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vulgar 

why the FUCK can’t olds just trust and follow gps routes jfc

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