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figured out how to solve the energy crisis yall

every time a techbro tries to scrape/gather/collect/otherwise centralize fedi by collecting people's information without consent, we just set them on fire and use the heat as our energy.

i know, it isn't "clean" energy but at least we'll (fuckin apparently) never run out of fuel sources!

mh 

brain has been a frazzled mess today but i managed to get a little bit of learning done! (pls clap)

🙏 I CONFESS 🙏 

☀️ I'M ONLY HAPPY ☀️

🌧️ WHEN I'M DEPRESSED 🌧️

I for one would be fine with this continuing on forever; seems to be keeping the fascists (in office) very busy. You never want those guys to have idle hands because as soon as they do, they go back to doing more fascism.

I say let them keep voting. It beats every single other damn thing they might be doing instead right now.

maybe the real speaker of the house was the friends we made along the way

covid, conspiracies 

oh great, we’re doing “china virus was biological warfare attack” conspiracy theories at work this morning smh

5 days into the year, i have decided my resolution is to not be an adult anymore lol

good sign when you see religious slogans and shit all around the doctor’s office :blobrollingeyes:

absolutely ready to fight any of my coworkers that say some shit like “i haven’t seen you since last year!”

i know it’s not mind blowing or anything but the way i interact so much more freely on this account than the one with my face/name attached is surprising to me. very nice though :)

god i wish league of legends was even like an eighth as good as arcane

mh- 

brain being a shit and making me really not wanna be alive tonight

nsfw 

you better watch out
you better not cry
you better not pout
i’m telling you why

santa claus is cumming

nsfw 

would be pretty pog to cum on some feet. any of you cuties wanna volunteer? :3

how many times am I going to have to prove I'm not a robot? I wonder if there's a way to automate it

loooooool i put on a trance station and the first fucking song was sandstorm i hate it here

just randomly napped for three hours?? i guess body needed it but damn

i need one of those sissy hypnosis porn videos but for not buying shit during steam sales

aaaaaand i changed graphics settings and the game crashed but kept complete control of the screen. ain’t old games fun?

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