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surprised they're showing this here and not tomorrow tbh but i aint mad

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someone pls come give me motivation to get out of bed and do night time self care and then play video games until sleeptime

obvs not gonna buy it because lol imagine spending $3500 on gen one of a new unproven technology category but holy shit do i want something like the apple headset so i can lay in bed and watch stuff without holding my phone sometimes

shitpost (i’m sorry) 

that time ms. jackson had some leftovers in the fridge but andre 3000 didn’t realize they were hera and ate them and then she asked where they went

“i’m sorry ms jackson…i ate your meeeeeaal”

implication of sh 

sometimes i wish i could be temporarily dead

drugs 

somebody bring me some fuckin weed pls

petition to allow all queers to take pride month off work with pay

chubby balding femboys are still femboys too right…?

brain is winning

not doing well tonight

gonna try to sleep it off

goodnight friends <3

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