ALPHYS @alphys@computerfairi.es

prince william mains yoshi on super smash brothers

fuckin

WILD

imagine if one day you found out that like i dont know queen elizabeth played doom

yeah it's like that

OH MY GOD

im gonna download ALL the torrents

today it's like an important day or whatever which means all the monsters are too busy throwing a party in snowdin to be on the internet HAHA MORE BANDWIDTH FOR ME SUCKERS

i will not be answering further questions at this time

anyway uh if anyone knows where to get dog treats bulk wholesale please let me know

you ever think that something can't possibly go wrong and then it goes horribly horribly wrong in several ways you could not have predicted

it's FINE i'm just playing it IRONICALLY

wheres the download link

they made a video game where you can date colonel sanders god DAMN it

i'm considering raising my rates

the best part about school year starting again is that the kids bribe me with lunchables for extra computer time

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