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Historical linguistics fact: the phrase "Google it" became prominent in the '00s to mean that you could actually look something up in Google Search and find an informative answer.

This is very different from its current meaning, which is "go fuck yourself, you don't deserve to know things"

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"QUICK. WHAT ARE THE 128 MOST IMPORTANT INSTRUMENTS? WE NEED TO HAVE THE GENERAL MIDI SPEC IN TOMORROW!"

"UH FUCK, PIANO 1 PIANO 2 PIANO 3 FLUTE OBOE GUN"

"GUN???"

"HELICOPTER"

Another stream - I'm playing the randomizer of Ittle Dew 2, a very clever puzzle adventure game

twitch.tv/arborelia

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@SwiftOnSecurity I remember reading many years ago a study that indicated: When asked which jobs would eventually be automated, most managers guessed that the jobs just below their level would be.

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twitch stream 

twitch.tv/mus_musculus

Another race with @arborelia ! This one is *mildly* cursed!

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Its BANDCAMP FRIDAY!

Go buy some music to support musicians!

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Really charming "topologists world map."

Forget size or position, this map *only* shows which countries border which other countries: tafc.space/qna/the-topologists

it's another Mystery Mystery run, a randomizer run with unknown settings that may or may not be . Also I have some new emotes!

twitch.tv/arborelia

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A BILLIONAIRE
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A BILLIONAIRE MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

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The cat just went over to the HomePod mini on my desk, meowed at it, and Siri said "sure here is some music for you" and the cat perched on the window sill listening to Garbage and Elliott Smith.

I just want to know how long this has been going on.

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You have to understand that Twitter only functions by having people to attack. You sticking around there to "fight the good fight" is GIVING THEM EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT. They WANT YOU THERE, FIGHTING. You're not changing a damn thing. You're playing a roll they want you to play for their amusement.

DON'T DO THAT.

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