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ever more convinced today that federation doesn't work

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"I know you," said Alice. "Are you to present me with a puzzle? Perhaps one of you tells the truth and the other lies?"

"Oh no," said Bingle-Dum.

"We both lie," added Googl-E.

"But there must be a clue," pouted Alice. "For how else am I to tell when to trust what you say?"

"That's the point!" laughed Bingle-Dum.

"We don't know when we're telling the truth either!" said Googl-E, finishing the other's sentence.

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I will be semi-contrarian and say that I have made Mastodon my primary social network home for the past month-ish, and I still find a lot of it clunky and unintuitive. I think it is designed to do the things it is designed to do, but they don't line up very well with the sorts of things I like to use social media for.

harry potter 

People who shouted "SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE" at people lined up to buy books in the '00s were ahead of their time. Absolute visionaries

Historical linguistics fact: the phrase "Google it" became prominent in the '00s to mean that you could actually look something up in Google Search and find an informative answer.

This is very different from its current meaning, which is "go fuck yourself, you don't deserve to know things"

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"QUICK. WHAT ARE THE 128 MOST IMPORTANT INSTRUMENTS? WE NEED TO HAVE THE GENERAL MIDI SPEC IN TOMORROW!"

"UH FUCK, PIANO 1 PIANO 2 PIANO 3 FLUTE OBOE GUN"

"GUN???"

"HELICOPTER"

Another stream - I'm playing the randomizer of Ittle Dew 2, a very clever puzzle adventure game

twitch.tv/arborelia

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@SwiftOnSecurity I remember reading many years ago a study that indicated: When asked which jobs would eventually be automated, most managers guessed that the jobs just below their level would be.

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twitch stream 

twitch.tv/mus_musculus

Another race with @arborelia ! This one is *mildly* cursed!

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Its BANDCAMP FRIDAY!

Go buy some music to support musicians!

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Really charming "topologists world map."

Forget size or position, this map *only* shows which countries border which other countries: tafc.space/qna/the-topologists

it's another Mystery Mystery run, a randomizer run with unknown settings that may or may not be . Also I have some new emotes!

twitch.tv/arborelia

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A BILLIONAIRE
CAN NEVER BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE

THEREFORE A BILLIONAIRE MUST NEVER MAKE A MANAGEMENT DECISION

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