read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

@jk if you desync all the blades it turns into a level from a video game where you have to dodge the blades while flying through them

@bea @somarasu
robot doesn't have to talk to be intimate
robot just has to be intimate

@somarasu see, now i just want to prove you wrong and make a very intimate robot

@Gargron

@revenant Car Boys Talk

@rixx mastodon as a kernel

@squirrel i read this as "(cat jesus christ)(stop licking the floor)" and

@Siphonay@octodon.social okay but i want to see what would happen if we assumed literally every pixar movie ever happened same universe

@clarkenciel@cybre.space IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO GET IT

@shel he would register on every single one so nobody else could get his name, then never use the fediverse ever again

@clarkenciel@cybre.space that's how Watson beat Jeopardy

a neural network trained to correlate the genres and ratings of books to their cover picture

@jk honestly i've actually heard [source engine metal impact sound] as a stock-sound
it's rarer than that, but like every time i hear it i giggle a little

@jk [removes face from thermostat, turns around but sees a refrigerator] Woah [runs off]

[source engine metal impact sound]