read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

me: ok im just gonna poke at this and im gonna go to sleep
me: what do you mean "the heatdeath of the universe" it couldn't've been *that* long

@chr@cybre.space a music track that ends with a minute of dead silence, and then a single notification sound that repeats every 1 minute, the interval between repeats slowly getting smaller and smaller

i woke up at fff 2pm

okay im just
going to sleep and forgetting this ever happened
good nght

@iximeow@cybre.space it gets better if you realize most of the one letter/empty comments are just children who have been tricked into watching these mindless videos and accidentally hitting the comment button and actually i think ive just made things worse

@iximeow@cybre.space here's an example one of those https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8pauRGUqv0

@iximeow@cybre.space i thought you were talking about these https://computerfairi.es/media/XocsuxbqfvvcvE5alwQ

@iximeow@cybre.space webdriver torso is just google tests

@iximeow@cybre.space please subscribe number channel

okay WHAT THE FUCK
those numbers on the ends of the hooman ones?
they're not random
they all end in 1116
it appears to be [first-last]1?1116

[distant fan whirring, hard drive chatter] https://computerfairi.es/media/QSufp3OC-7DqpVMdn-s https://computerfairi.es/media/0izTzvlOLfYlZusgoRM https://computerfairi.es/media/WFsavUp60llX1NH4kkI

first off those head sizes are wrong
secondly, WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF SANDY
PUT THAT *DOWN*

OKAY SOMETHING HAS GONE WRONG HERE AND IM NOT SURE WHERE TO START https://computerfairi.es/media/XCm5ynODyZ-ePxPMUSU

@chr@cybre.space @kato@cybre.space that's what happens when there's a break in the video-matrix

@kato@cybre.space
[scratching at window] Please subscribe channel.
[scratching at window] Please subscribe channel.
[scratching at window] Please subscribe channel.
[scratching at window] Please subscribe channel.

[glass shattering] Please subscribe channel.

honestly the fucking omnipresence of so many setpieces in these millions of bot videos is unnerving
it's like hearing a stock sound you recognize, but more unnerving

@kato@cybre.space here's an interesting note: a lot seem to have very odd cuts in their videos
for example, a lot will suddenly cut before a video "should" end:
(not as common, apparently, couldn't find)
as well, some will suddenly cut to another clip:
https://youtu.be/YSyWGKEivY4?t=80

@kato@cybre.space honestly i think the network used is a good way to differentiate different spam nets, as it seems most only use one, and their "one" is different