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@Felthry oh, no, apparently someone who just came here was roommates with someone else and didn't tell someone else the reason was because they were running from the FBI

@Felthry FBI, racism accusations as the *least bad accusation*, etc

@iximeow@cybre.space @USBhump @sydneyfalk @maloki @Elizafox knuckletats and its been never died, theyre coming back every now and then
can't think of a ton of other ones
mastodon is popularer again

@iximeow@cybre.space @USBhump @sydneyfalk @maloki @Elizafox let's just forget that this ever happened actually

@Felthry please at least wait until we classify it as a cognitohazardous SCP

@er1n the discourse was more simply along the lines of vials of thioacetone strapped to a bucket of FOOF

@er1n @Elizafox @iximeow@cybre.space everyone can smell it and is wondering what the fuck that smell is and then they get closer and vomit and pass out

@er1n @Elizafox @iximeow@cybre.space this is the thioacetone of discourse

@er1n @Elizafox @iximeow@cybre.space no this is still the laurelai discourse

@iximeow@cybre.space a cw for it would take up about 500 characters

@Elizafox @iximeow@cybre.space YES SERIOUSLY JUST
DON'T SCROLL BACK
DON'T DO IT

@joshg @typhlosion weeping because the discourse is so bad it's like you were wondering what being pepper sprayed in the face felt like

@iximeow@cybre.space honestly i swear it usually isn't this bad but shit just exploded

@joshg @typhlosion time-traveling future you has logged off of mastodon and has their face buried in a pillow

heads up: do not even try to approach looking for the discourse if you dont see it

like seriously it's for your own good, this is

So bad
So so bad

@typhlosion do not [waving red and yellow flags]
this discourse is fucking acidic rn

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