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Joined Apr 2017
@typhlosion (the wrapping paper is pain. its wrapped in pain)
@typhlosion if you buy it for yourself it's a gift from where you bought it from in return for that time you paid them for a pomegranate
pomegranates being thrown at faces are still gifts, it's just that the wrapping paper is bad
when the Bad Opinions of someone followed by an inactive user appears on the timeline 👌
@typhlosion yeah but all pomegranates are gifts
@gaditb typeing (keyboard)
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@davidsgallant
Things That Don't Affect Me At All Are Okay with Me, Actually: A Guide By People Who Criticize Random Shit In Videos On Youtube Dot Com
@abbenm im sorry wh
@masklayer happy boye
@blackle only one specific brace format is allowed
you're only allowed to use tabs
style guidelines are very strictly enforced
theoretical swearing about other people's code, allcaps, thing i have probably actually said
@blackle Please enter your 50 words:
"FUCKING FUCK WHY IS GCC REQUIRING I CAST TO THIS SPECIFIC INT TYPE FOR THIS SPECIFIC FUNCTION IT'S NOT LIKE CASTING AN INT32 TO AN INT64 IS GOING TO CHANGE FUCKING ANYTHING IT'LL JUST BE BIGGER WHY DO YOU FUCKING CARE GCC WHY DOES THE FUNCTION REQUIRE THIS SPECIFIC TYPEDEF"
@blackle honestly if this was added to C++ most of my words would be swearing about other people's code
Suicide, uploading as a digital consciousness
@Irick @Ulfra_Wolfe for me it's less brain-sex and more "turn me into a computer so i can stop having a corporeal body"
@niko actually mastodon doesn't exist anymore
we're just goasts
@blackle an esolang where the only base type is a boolean array and there's no imports so you just have to build up every type ever
@blackle typescript?
Suicide, uploading as a digital consciousness
@Ulfra_Wolfe honestly you could probably just Ship of Theseus the brain until your consciousness was transferred to a circuit without the whole philosophy thing
@soft_chomps@glitch.social ok
@soft_chomps@glitch.social yeah use ruby
[ducks] not the on rails version, just ruby
Suicide, uploading as a digital consciousness
@Ulfra_Wolfe consider: it's not suicide if you take the brain out of the meatsack and hook it into a computer
i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
please follow @boots
Joined Apr 2017
