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i just left an "oh shit im sorry" message in /tmp/

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when the 'toying with security' part of your brain is like "hey you know i wonder if you can do thing on this server" and then it works and the 'toying with security' part of your brain goes "UHHH I DONT THINK WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT ACTUALLY"

hot take, gaeming 

valve doesnt release half life 3 because people asking for it is basically free advertisement for them

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hey uh remember last time i posted about luna
she's having trouble with food again due to assumptions that she'd have a temporary source of food to help out along with the money
she did not
i hate begging people for money because i dont have enough to spare but uh ;_;

please help her
even boosting or etc is help

thank
paypal.me/looktolaluna

@chr@cybre.space nah, there's also the new genres of
1. excel tutorials and lullaby videos made by robots
2. tv show and music live streams
3. youtube red episodes that i cant watch

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HOW TO SPOT A COUNTERFEIT NINTENDO GAME

- mario wears a pinstripe suit and his name is written as "malwarlwuigi"

- 'gooey' cartridge

- 'smelly' cartridge

- presence of explicit dog mating segment in 'nintendogs'

- nintendo logo accompanied by prolonged sobbing or screaming sound

- ingame plot exposition/narration given by a version of the judeo-christian god who is unusually poor at spelling

- characters react late to button presses

- characters react early to button presses

- Sunn O)))

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@Cutie yeah
usernames are per-instance so you can have cutie on multiple instances!

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