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Joined Apr 2017
donation begging stuff for gf again again
only need 50 more dollars to make it through september...
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did you really think you could defeat me?? asking for a frend
@jk it's the phone purring
not lewd(?)
@Rezulux same
not lewd(?)
@Rezulux brb, figuring out how law works(?)
not lewd(?)
@Rezulux im considering sending you a picture of a full, legally binding contract in response to this so you can prove this statement by signing the contract
not lewd(?)
bondage (legal term)
donation begging stuff for gf again again
holy fuck whoever donated enough money to last her two entire weeks you are a saint and i love you and jesus fuck aaaaaa <3
@00dani same thing
the emoji movie is just wreck it ralph but Modern[tm]
the reason why robot eyes turns red in movies when they go evil is to signify that secure boot is off and they may be running unsigned firmware
jet fuel can't melt unless it is frozen solid
@Nine it's a razer blackwidow i
found
i dont even like Razer its just
the clickity clack is nice
how to torment me with a keyboard in five simple steps:
* space bar only works when it's paying attention
* space bar is loose and feels like its gonna pop out when you press it
* shift key sticks for about 1 second every time i press it
* shift key sometimes will enable caps lock randomly
* left-ctrl doesnt work
send help
q to anyone who uses gnu ring (https://ring.cx/en): whats the difference between it and tox (https://tox.chat/)
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┃╱╱╲╲ this is not my
╱╱ o ╲╲ beautiful house
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this is not my beautiful wife
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@CobaltVelvet @nivex @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com even better: hearing a distant, vaguely desperate "hey, uhhhhhh..." and then your name
i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2017
