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uhhh guess my age i guess
since everyone is doing it

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(out with a friend)

me: *opens mouth, modem noises come out*
someone: "what are they doing?"
my friend: "oh just communicating with the other instance admins"

mastodon admins communicate over a MUD, any instance disputes must be settled via using the in-game attack system, winner is declared superior administrator

however, some of the admins just think every other admin is just honking at them

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mastodon admins all sit in traffic together, communicating issues via morse code using the car horn

mastodon admins communicate by breaking into the other admin's server and leaving a message in the home folder for them

can we get a windows xp box with open vnc for the mastodon admins where they all log in and type into a single notepad window to communicate

can we get a microsoft comic chat room for mastodon admins

@rey @Elizafox perhaps what'd work is
~FEDERATED REPORTS~
ever
god
please

i wish "i want everyone to get along" wasn't such a joke of a wish.

i just
fighting on the timeline is never fun and i'm just always hopeful that things could be worked out easier by discussion
sorry

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stop subtooting each other and just talk please
sorry

@slooploon we can block em locally so that they can't access you

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