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twitter forgets that the reason news was posted to it is because it was somewhere where people were talking about their real life and if you do that well then news is intertwined
instead of allowing people to talk about their lives so that the stuff flowed, they're now letting journalists barge in with a boom-mic and cameras to anything normal people say and wondering why they're losing people

(well, secondarily to their whole "we're a real news site!!!" shtick)

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twitter is designed to cause arguments and have people fight

@Gargron it's especially shitty after the argument's over and you just want to not think about it

i like how if you edit your mastodon preferences to filter literally every language then you get only shitposts

@blackle you toot by writing a befunge-98 program that outputs your toot (dynamic toots)

mastodon feature so that instead of having a language filter we can simply upload a neural network to filter posts by

no other text filtering options, just neural network

@Angle obviously like starbound so you can have galaxies

accidentally writing to a file named sdb in /dev/ instead of writing to my drive or anything

oh wait hahah i remember where i got these now and i also remember that I Seriously Should Not Be Talking About Having Them

really glad i am not on a corporation website suddenly

considering just uploading some of these to youtube and using the content ID takedowns to give them correct tags

@Trev@icosahedron.website i mean my blocklist is like just half followbots so

the really odd thing about all this is that like
i'm pretty sure when i had this i did try googling the lyrics and nothing came up

@Trev@icosahedron.website i mean i have one but like 1. it's not definitive and 2. you're going to block a lot of gnu social users for reasons that i'm not quite feeling up to explain

@oceangrunge honestly it's such a half-ass implementation that it feels less like bowing and more like "fine jesus christ"

@Firstaide also it does seem to have some grasp on scene object permanence
most of the time, a character will appear in a paragraph or two multiple times, and then not appear for a while
it seems to remember if a character is in a scene, and then stop putting them in if it forgets

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