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@fireh9lly
I have eaten the rules and ran on the ground

@squirrel yeah but it's still a good version

you: haha, i like never going to give you up unironically
me: yes, but do you like Together Forever
you: what is that
me: [already putting on 7 pairs of sunglasses]

@jk is it together forev--holy shit it is

i keep reading "la" as "ia"

@jk actually i saw a ladybug yesterday

@Felthry no i think that's usually considered okay
it's more #noautofollowbot

@Felthry yeah it's something the bots parse

@Felthry a long, long time ago, when mastodon instances were popping up left and right every minute, someone had the genius idea of making a bot that automatically followed everyone the instance could see so that more people would show up in the federated timeline

the issue is that about 10+ different instances all decided to run this and so you'd end up posting and having 14 robots follow you as if you were on birdsite

@schlink@octodon.social nope

@sickasfrick@slime.global their ear is itchy

@Gargron what the fuuuuck
how does someone say that and not realize they sound like a fucking villain from a movie

lb for those who are just getting up

good morning https://my.mixtape.moe/wfxvrd.mp3

do you just ever have a really stupid idea and just go "oh no" the entire time youre making it

@SparksF0x honestly sometimes it happens unrelated to pills, it's just a good way to describe a shitty feeling

@aeonofdiscord honestly i've never used containers just because they're confusing