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gagron fix the jumanjis, i need to send people jumanjis over the federats,

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mastodon the social platform will exist for as long as there is even a single instance running, and there will never be something stopping anyone from starting a new one to connect with it, and that's intensely beautiful

something else i like about mastodon: whenever i tweet about breaking something i don't have someone with "CEO of security company" follow me and cause me to just go like "oh uh. uhh... should i go? i'll just. ill go"

@codl honestly that takes a lot of praying but it'd be rad

@iximeow@cybre.space actually no that's just the ssh interface, it only has a few hardcoded ips on the manufacturer's space allowed

@codl the answer isn't a definite yes but it's not a definite no
view ssh auth log over http interface, no filtering of html, and then just have an api for command execution

@codl if it's full filesystem access with arbitrary data and i can create new files and grab files from your filesystem uhhh

if your /etc/crontab came with a call to "perl /tmp/bot.pl" when i grabbed it you've *DEFINITELY* misconfigured it

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oh also pro-tip for securing devices

if i can write to your filesystem as root over the internet you've misconfigured it

so far:
* avast has fucked up in their desktop version as so far as https
* eset is requesting google analytics over http
* i think i saw norton

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basically i just wanna see like "do people request antivirus stuff over http? is there a lot of instagram usage?" etc
by the way, your mobile phone antivirus probably isn't using https unless it's that lookout one and even then i might've just not seen it

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i need to make a nice lil c program for just like "here's what people are slurping over http" that i can drop on routers
>_> that...i, uh, own of course.

(the chance of it avoiding the cursor is based on a porn-detection algorithm)

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inserting javascript into html pages requested over http so random clickable items just dodges the cursor

for the full experience you have to be watching people's faces to see how long it takes until someone realizes that something's wrong

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