read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

#intros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWVmPtr9O0g

did you know CaH has a William Shatner card by default
i didn't
i nearly died laughing and nobody knew why

@tindall @ughsadkid honestly github is intimidating
it's better to have people who can file gh issues for things posted by people who are having trouble

@gingerroot 🐘

does anyone have those medium posts with the good mastodon introductions n stuff

basically usernames are like signing up for different email services except there arent monolithic email services

by the way: if you dont have the username you want, you can register on another instance, usernames are per-instance only

(but yeah apparently twitter's locking people for profanity which is dumb)

[stuffy pr rep voice] here at mastodon you can say "fuck" as much as you want,

did twitter break something again or did people come just because they realized mastodon was a thing and were like "oh nice, now i dont have to deal with twitters slow march into the Void"

hello new users, im Plant verified as you can see from the icons to the right of my username

dear people who are confused about mastodon:
mastodon is weird and very not twitter its fine lol

im really bad at introductions whats up

#introductions

hi, im boots, and [source engine fire noise]