read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

@indi add a long salt to the full handle. bam.

ALSO if you do this make it so that reports from other instances only have a uuid based on the reporters full handle [username@domain] so that rogue admins cannot find people reporting bad behavior but good admins can block bad reporters based on a unique identifier

but seriously can we please get federated reports so that "oh, just post a message at the admin" and "oh, just register an account on that instance and report them from that" aren't the solutions because Fuck

what mastodon needs to do is use <p> and <br>
at the same time
which one it uses is decided by rng

@brunodias@mastodon.social This instance is a boat! Maritime law! Maritime law!

@ashkitten@toot.cat v4.2.6

apparently the variable _ is replaced by whatever last output was

whatever you say, node.js
https://computerfairi.es/media/VbSC70gvSft2W4Gjnlg

@oliver okay hold on wh

WORDS ARE HARD

dear person who followed me directly after i posted this: goddamnit

im about ready to make my account private with public posts just so random people with 5000 following who i have never interacted with don't follow me :(

okay so apparently there's no native way in node to get c++ bindings without a wrapper module which, for my purposes, suuuuuucks

@oneiro aaaaaa

@clarkenciel@cybre.space yes, the far off kingdom of MDN and jsfuck's source code and aem1k.com

@clarkenciel@cybre.space trial and error and knowing that hangul fillers are valid variable names and knowledge of js syntax

everyone wants this and like its one of those things that like
even this is sorta horrifying to me