read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

the thing about mastodon and gnu social is that they're both built on completely different coding ideals, down to the fact mastodon uses RoR and gs uses PHP.

god the discord notification sound and the mastodon notification sound are so similar

ephermal glitch social is the meme secret society: starting memes where nobody will ever know that it was them

look i can understand registering on multiple instances
systematically going through the instance list and registering your username and a *USERNAME THAT ISNT EVEN YOURS* is weird, though???

person: I shall register my username so no-one can take it
mastodon: actually that's not how federation works usernames are per-instance and there are many instan--
person: Ah, then I shall register on every single instance. I'm a genius

@denvit :I

@denvit honestly they're not a user they're an idle account that does nothing

If you have an account named xvilo and an account named realDonaldTrump on your instance, they're a person going around and registering those usernames on every single instance they can find.
I would suggest deleting their account if you're an admin or just reporting them if you're a user as they're not going to use the instance, they're just going to camp their name.

@Violet federation can be done literally just by following 300 people from your instance
i literally imported a follow list and it just worked

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juicero is actually scp-294

juicero green packet is made of people

just put a battery into the juicero packet place. it has juice. its got that battery juice.

[putting mac n cheese flavor packet into a juicero and just staring the juicero ceo in the eyes] is this what you wanted

so is it pronounced juiceyro or swoocero