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"teaching your dog to talk was cute and all but he's been getting uncomfortably philosophical about his rights lately"

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i don't even try to make my code incomprehensible sometimes, it's just that i'm so used to doing Terrible Things To Code Syntax

fun things to do: name a variable "x" and then just use variables with invisible unicode characters in them after the "x" so nobody can figure out how you're retrieving your values

someone was talking about "oh yeah i stored a file in a c array" and i just walk in with "did you know you can store a file in a number and retrieve it using looped bitwise operations"

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it's fun to post some code you wrote and just get something along the lines of "you scare me"
a good bit of my code i rate on just like how badly it spooks programmers used to ""normal code"", whatever that is

i think different irc servers have different h cultures

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intentional mangling 

que besoin au duolingo lorsque d'avez le google traduite??
suis je droit très l'monde???

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sin(0.13)+0.53*1.58*min(sin(x),cos(t))*atan2(8.58,x)*min(y,t)
#DZY

anyway capsadmin is my favorite soundcloud user please listen to their stuff

soundcloud.com/capsadmin/kingd

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atan2(t+y,min(t,y))*min(max(y, t),atan2(y,x))*max(y, t)-sin(y)
#DZY

this is probably the best thing on my soundcloud out of all of the things on my soundcloud
soundcloud.com/0x53/the-spider

i think the most shameful soundcloud thing is mixing dubstep with hotline bling

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