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you can summon me from about a mile away by playing the pc speaker beeps from the intro to 8088 MPH like some sort of horse whistle

thankfully it restored from defaults but like still Whyyyy

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me: "well i guess i'll try this example application for uefi."
[plugs usb into laptop, tries to boot it, black screen]
me: "...why isn't anything happening"
[reboots]
laptop: "your boot manager variables are corrupt"
me: "OH"

a livestream that connects to random IP cameras
traffic cam cam

a livestream that randomly picks other livestreams and streams one livestream's audio over another's video

okay so if you made a neural network try to play music and keep playing sound sequences that make people talk in chat more would it trend to making its own music or would it just play the first few bars of All Star over and over

mood: make a youtube stream that just plays a selection of 6 bach midis on loop, get it recommended to every single person using youtube ever no matter how much they click "Not Interested" or try to ignore it

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Re: MP3: As we all know, something is dead as soon as its original creator can no longer exclusively make money off it. This is why "Romeo and Juliet", "Peter Pan", and the collected works of David Bowie are no longer performed or played in any form. It's just facts.

quietly thinking about corporate people in stuffy business suits talking about toot strategies

honestly watching mastodon through the months has made me sorta respect some of twitter's design decisions
like in retrospect having gifs convert to mp4 does make sense because then you can just make them play only when you want them to

<Zodiac> there's normal programmers
<Zodiac> that like making clean code
<Zodiac> that other people read nicely
<Zodiac> and then theres you
<boots> thanks, i appreciate it

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