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me: alright now i have to do stuff today so ill just
brain: 🌁
me: uh

despite being really well sandboxed that bot looks fun
especially this: mstdn.jp/@toycode/11862087

oops that was meant to be a direct but oh well

@hello #!/usr/bin/ruby
require 'socket'
puts Socket.getifaddrs.reject{|i|i.addr.nil?||!i.addr.ip?}.map{|i|"#{i.name} (#{i.ifindex}): #{i.addr.inspect}"}

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you can't say $­­PATH on 1.4rc2
cool beans

twitter forgets that the reason news was posted to it is because it was somewhere where people were talking about their real life and if you do that well then news is intertwined
instead of allowing people to talk about their lives so that the stuff flowed, they're now letting journalists barge in with a boom-mic and cameras to anything normal people say and wondering why they're losing people

(well, secondarily to their whole "we're a real news site!!!" shtick)

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twitter is designed to cause arguments and have people fight

i like how if you edit your mastodon preferences to filter literally every language then you get only shitposts

mastodon feature so that instead of having a language filter we can simply upload a neural network to filter posts by

no other text filtering options, just neural network

accidentally writing to a file named sdb in /dev/ instead of writing to my drive or anything

oh wait hahah i remember where i got these now and i also remember that I Seriously Should Not Be Talking About Having Them

really glad i am not on a corporation website suddenly

considering just uploading some of these to youtube and using the content ID takedowns to give them correct tags

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