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do you just ever have a really stupid idea and just go "oh no" the entire time youre making it

google isnt letting me use it because i'm a robot
this is rude

coffee cup i used to get coffee contained leftover dishsoap
cool

is there a word for "the feeling you get when you swallow a pill with not enough water and just feel the taste in your throat"

did youtube recommendations just break or is it just me

brain: hey, just a reminder, you wanted to play [sandbox video game], right?
me: ... huh, yeah. can you remind me why
brain: fuck if i know, [sandbox video game] sucks

managing to accidentally become immortal just by getting distracted by something so hard that you concentrated it long past a normal lifespan

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me: ok im just gonna poke at this and im gonna go to sleep
me: what do you mean "the heatdeath of the universe" it couldn't've been *that* long

okay im just
going to sleep and forgetting this ever happened
good nght

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