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a bot that just autogenerates names for greg, creator of mastodojo

gargamel

the creator of mastodon, grog

you can just extend his name forever and it still works

gargagragargargrargargarrgargragrgargargrargrogn

babadook must fix the echolocation

godzilla please fix the mojo

something else i like about mastodon: whenever i tweet about breaking something i don't have someone with "CEO of security company" follow me and cause me to just go like "oh uh. uhh... should i go? i'll just. ill go"

if your /etc/crontab came with a call to "perl /tmp/bot.pl" when i grabbed it you've *DEFINITELY* misconfigured it

oh also pro-tip for securing devices

if i can write to your filesystem as root over the internet you've misconfigured it

so far:
* avast has fucked up in their desktop version as so far as https
* eset is requesting google analytics over http
* i think i saw norton

basically i just wanna see like "do people request antivirus stuff over http? is there a lot of instagram usage?" etc
by the way, your mobile phone antivirus probably isn't using https unless it's that lookout one and even then i might've just not seen it

i need to make a nice lil c program for just like "here's what people are slurping over http" that i can drop on routers
>_> that...i, uh, own of course.

inserting javascript into html pages requested over http so random clickable items just dodges the cursor

for the full experience you have to be watching people's faces to see how long it takes until someone realizes that something's wrong

upside-down-terneting a high-traffic wifi network so every time someone gets a http 301 it waits until someone else gets an http 301 and just swaps the locations so randomly people'll just get redirected to the sites other people are browsing