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aesthetic: wiki pages that are obviously written by one person who you can tell were trying their best

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whenever i see an infodump for something and there's just stuff like "i think this is 1 when youre standing still?" and "luke says this is when youre in the air :s"

it makes me happy because it just reminds me "oh wow, im reading something a person made. thnak you person"

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@boots but here if you really wanted to it wouldnt be that hard, especially if you made a domain hacking one to impersonate people

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@boots basically twitter being able to read your DMs doesnt really matter because theres no possible personal interest in twitter reading your DMs, but everyone acts as if there is so says the threat pattern is the same

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@boots i really hate the 'its just like twitter' thing because volume of relevant things is much higher there than here -- reading your DMs as a twitter admin would be pretty tiring and hard to do on a visual scan

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@boots right, but also twitter has less admins who are going to be specifically going through your tweets, so its kind of a moot point

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tbh mastodon shouldn't even be used for stuff like dms. Y'all should just signal or Snapchat or telegram or fb messenger or WhatsApp or wee chat or line or discord or skype or iMessage or email or shit just run a xmpp server

for example: i have atob (i just straight up overwrite it), atob where o is a homoglyph, atob where a is a homoglyph, and btoa where a is a homoglyph

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haha oops i really need to check how long my toots are and cw if they're huge

honestly the best way to horribly confuse people reading code is to have it sometimes pretend to look just like normal code

have a long multiline comment in the middle of something
sometimes use built-in functions and normal looking variables
and then just bend them until they're completely in the wrong shape

it's like one of those surreal optical illusion paintings, everything's fine until you realize the staircase connects to itself despite going down

it's fun

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tell the Twitter user in you to let that hurt go because it's different here

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Okay I am being dead serious when I say this, but I am so happy I found this community. I feel that I can be more open on here than any other social media. And I am really happy there are people out there like me. I know I'm just getting to know you guys but I love y'all so much. We're gonna change the world. Best believe that.

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i dont even know what my defining thing here is other than "i do unicode stuff?"

did you know CaH has a William Shatner card by default
i didn't
i nearly died laughing and nobody knew why

does anyone have those medium posts with the good mastodon introductions n stuff

basically usernames are like signing up for different email services except there arent monolithic email services

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