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what mastodon needs to do is use <p> and <br>
at the same time
which one it uses is decided by rng

apparently the variable _ is replaced by whatever last output was

whatever you say, node.js
https://computerfairi.es/media/VbSC70gvSft2W4Gjnlg

WORDS ARE HARD

dear person who followed me directly after i posted this: goddamnit

im about ready to make my account private with public posts just so random people with 5000 following who i have never interacted with don't follow me :(

okay so apparently there's no native way in node to get c++ bindings without a wrapper module which, for my purposes, suuuuuucks

everyone wants this and like its one of those things that like
even this is sorta horrifying to me

the thing about nodejs is that since you have access to the system theoretically you can metaprogram by editing the memory of the nodejs process
like if you wanted to you could edit the AST parser and have it accept perl-esque function calls

[stares out into a crowd of js programmers with just pure horror on their faces] haha wouldnt that be neat

please don't reply to people being assholes just to tell them you've blocked them, it just federates them further

befunge-98 is the best esoteric language fight me

why do people care about interacting with people they dislike so much
why are they so focused on watching every little thing the people they hate say when they "don't care"
it's not incidental, it's a pattern

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honestly being like near or in politics messes with me because i am very much a "okay i'm just going to do things until i'm pretty sure stuff works again" and apparently that's not how politics works and you can't just destroy things that are making things worse because that's not ""diplomatic"" or something