read bio @boots@computerfairi.es

https://computerfairi.es/media/mu2mRuiJjQlw3gINkIM

IT'S JUST GUESSING ASSISTANTS BUILT-IN TO STUFF NOW https://computerfairi.es/media/Xns0uhuhGKdc1CkRac4

https://computerfairi.es/media/eEBPGTYMHEQ1WPTNRbQ

me: [tries to guess for myself]
akinator: so here's a list of every single female AI i know of
me: okay yes point taken

https://computerfairi.es/media/6qjQ233xyfmuYg24x8o

so far it has guessed cortana, the admin of roblox, and EDI, and i think im starting to see a pattern except for the middle one

https://computerfairi.es/media/KZF-SsqziCawjefz5ok

i decided to do akinator on myself just for giggles and uh
https://computerfairi.es/media/kLcNrLdZsN47aIYtm50

you dont even have to like, make the name for the holiday or anything, people will just also start setting off fireworks

idea: creating a holiday by coordinating an effort to set off fireworks for no reason on one specific day with a ton of other people spread across the US

what holiday even is it that people are setting off fireworks

where are all these people coming from
why are there suddenly like 10 new people on this instance

(but especially the porn bot)

consider: botsin.space should have all its posts be forced as unlisted

i meant to type gameing but i typed gaeming

glados was not in the wrong during the events of portal 1

the last test was a test of all of your skills
the fire pit was just to see how well you do in the face of extreme pessimism
canonically, if you had assumed the party escort position you would have been taken to the party (as shown by the ending)

to clarify on that fidget spinner catching fire story:
Fidget spinners with bluetooth speakers embedded in them have been catching fire while charging. if you don't buy a fidget spinner with *a bluetooth speaker* you'll be fine