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Joined Apr 2017
fun things to do: go to random, important parts of a video game ROM and just start flipping bits and see how far you can get without it being stuck crashing
(orange bytes have flipped bits)
https://computerfairi.es/media/6hxsmnEUNGPID3aOqFc
please note that on line two directly before the "000" there's supposed to be a raw 0x01 byte but for some reason everything strips it
5-line hell webserver coded in perl by me (im sorry)
print socket qw , a 2 1 tcpTCP6 ,;
print setsockopt qw , a 1 2 000,;
print bind a, "\x02\x00\x1f\x90\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00\x00";
print listen qw , a 128 ,;
print c qq ~welcome to my hell server! it is: @{[scalar localtime(),"\n"]}~ and close c while accept qw , c a ,
me: hey youtube, how are you doi
youtube: [just on the floor, staring off into space]
me: uh
youtube: who are yyou. have our normal recommendations we give to everyone. who are you again
me:
https://computerfairi.es/media/tVf9pL9Dt-BjD4Rv0OA https://computerfairi.es/media/YbDlLurJPFZhv6c-tPU https://computerfairi.es/media/Bi08jo5hT9F3KTQrmho https://computerfairi.es/media/PXSWAxaQeXWTlj5SCpI
instead of calling them emoji or emoticons just straight up call them "emotions"
thinking emotion
neutral face emotion
sunglasses emotion
cowboy emotion
levitate emotion
corn emotion
how do i turn off a window
i have a window next to my bed that's perfectly positioned so that when it's 8:30 the window is basically putting me under a magnifying glass like im an ant
it helps when im not awake but jesus fuck i want to lie down and it's so warm when i try
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politics, transphobia, me being dumb idiot
things i have read with my eyes so far:
* "the trans-agenda of the New World Order."
* "Transgender Activists Need To Get Over Their Brophobia"
* "A gender reassignment is as acceptable as a murder, in terms of sacrificing your child,"
* "Have We Finally Reached Peak Transgender?"
these are all actual things that have been said
send help
politics, transphobia, me being dumb idiot
currently reading terrible right-wing transphobic conspiracy articles and getting mad about them and then continuing to read more because
i dont even know why im doing this to myself lol
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LGBTQ WOMEN AND NONBINARY PEOPLE ON MASTODON:
A quick survey!
- What brought you to Mastodon?
- Do/did you contribute to Mastodon's development, and if so, how?
- Are you an instance admin, and if so, what's it like?
- What is it about Mastodon that was appealing to you compared to other services?
when the 'toying with security' part of your brain is like "hey you know i wonder if you can do thing on this server" and then it works and the 'toying with security' part of your brain goes "UHHH I DONT THINK WE SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT ACTUALLY"
hot take, gaeming
valve doesnt release half life 3 because people asking for it is basically free advertisement for them
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hey uh remember last time i posted about luna
she's having trouble with food again due to assumptions that she'd have a temporary source of food to help out along with the money
she did not
i hate begging people for money because i dont have enough to spare but uh ;_;
please help her
even boosting or etc is help
youtube has some very interesting ideas of my tastes in videos
GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE
ALSO, MINECRAFT
https://computerfairi.es/media/-oXk_uX55BmQ0k5FTcE https://computerfairi.es/media/ZN71xrHHF6p6EBGTNww
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HOW TO SPOT A COUNTERFEIT NINTENDO GAME
- mario wears a pinstripe suit and his name is written as "malwarlwuigi"
- 'gooey' cartridge
- 'smelly' cartridge
- presence of explicit dog mating segment in 'nintendogs'
- nintendo logo accompanied by prolonged sobbing or screaming sound
- ingame plot exposition/narration given by a version of the judeo-christian god who is unusually poor at spelling
- characters react late to button presses
- characters react early to button presses
- Sunn O)))
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i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2017
