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ephermal glitch social is the meme secret society: starting memes where nobody will ever know that it was them

look i can understand registering on multiple instances
systematically going through the instance list and registering your username and a *USERNAME THAT ISNT EVEN YOURS* is weird, though???

person: I shall register my username so no-one can take it
mastodon: actually that's not how federation works usernames are per-instance and there are many instan--
person: Ah, then I shall register on every single instance. I'm a genius

If you have an account named xvilo and an account named realDonaldTrump on your instance, they're a person going around and registering those usernames on every single instance they can find.
I would suggest deleting their account if you're an admin or just reporting them if you're a user as they're not going to use the instance, they're just going to camp their name.

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juicero is actually scp-294

juicero green packet is made of people

just put a battery into the juicero packet place. it has juice. its got that battery juice.

[putting mac n cheese flavor packet into a juicero and just staring the juicero ceo in the eyes] is this what you wanted

so is it pronounced juiceyro or swoocero

nicero

youve heard of juicero
now get ready for icero

it just makes ice
seven hundred dollars

is there a juicero mailing list so we can keep up to date on the juicey facts and info

[SLAMS ON TABLE] JUICEMANJI

fluidro

(i know why as in i know how link selection works but like whyyyy)