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today on things boots has searched: "do the soylent people know the origin of the term"

oh no
youtube is recommending me videos on how youtube suggests videos
its figured it out

no love https://computerfairi.es/media/BFmZXu6IjfyYeLrKm84

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i have a youtube playlist that's just all 4 of youtube's autogenerated tr 808 cowbell videos

does anyone want hints as to how that perl script works or should it just be a mystery

my favorite part is that hidden inside that perl script i made is one unicode homoglyph that appears twice so even if you read it at face value and know perl it's still going to be weird

i have been yelling posts at the site for the international association of bird statistics gatherers for hours now and yet it still is ignoring me and not adding my posts...... please fix

dont know what people are talking about, twitter is working fine for me:
http://twitter.net/

why does firefox suddenly have a speechSynthesis object

why does it work

aa͢aa͘a̔͗ā͛̔͜ả̢͋̈́̉ą̨̧ͦ̓̍́̊́͗͌͟a̢̧̨̒̇ͤ̓̉̆ͨͥ̀̕̕͞a͏̴̴̵̧̡̛̀ͭ́̇ͯͨ̾ͩ̏̄̍̉ͫ̔́̃̍ͬ̐̀̅ͯͬ̋͌̋ͨ̾̂̈́ͨ̊͐͘͟ả̷̷̢̢̨̀̀̄̀̃̇̄̇͗ͤ̍̔ͩ̂́̀ͮ̊̐͂ͤͬ͆̿ͨ̚̕͜͟͝͏̛̅̆ͮ͑̄̉̅̽ͩ́ͣ͑̋̈́͛́̉̃̓̐͂̀̋̈̐ͣ̈͘̕͜͟͢͢͡a̵͛̃́̇̄҉̛ͩ̓ͫ͢҉̴̷͒͋̈́̇̐͝͠͏̴̧ͪ͋͒̋̊͐́͂̑ͦ̔̄͆̇̄̌ͮ̉̄̕̕͜͏̵̛̊ͬ̓ͤ̓̔͛̈́̽͑̈́̅ͭ́͂̂͜͢͢͡͠͏̸̵̨̨̨̨ͧ͑̏ͯͦ̈́̅̑͊̐͌ͤ̂͐̉̆ͩ̈̏ͤͥ͐͘̚͏̶̸͐͗̾̃̀̒ͤ͂ͤ͝͝ą̷̷̸̢̡̧̨̌̃͗ͧͥ́̉ͨ͌̌̎̓̽̿̏͂̊ͫͪ̃̉ͫ̚͘͢͠͝҉̷̸̢̨ͣ̀̇̽͆͐͗̇͆ͬ͂ͥ͆̅̈̓̓ͧ̐͆̆̂̊͆̀ͨ͌͘̕͝͝҉̸̶̶̶̢̧̨̨̢̛̋ͮ͛͐ͯ̀͌ͪ̽̒̏ͩ̐ͫ̈́̂̈́ͥ̌̎ͣ͊̄̐̍͋̃̀̍̊̂̏ͪ̽ͭ̇̈́ͮͬͫͪͤ͑̈͘͜͢͟͠҉̶̧̧̒́ͥ̒͂́̋ͦ̎ͨͯͤ̓͋̇̅̆̚͞҉̸̴̸̧̢̧̧̛̛̓̉̓̌ͬͭͯͨ̓̏̃̓ͣ̂́̿͌̿ͥ̌͐ͮ́̐ͥͤͭ̓̾̚͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͡͞

u̢͏̓̅̄̏̐̽͜ṅ̛́̇̍̀̍̚i̡ͮ͆ͩ̂̿̿͆͊̇̈ͫ͟͠c̸̵ͦ̇ͧ͊̀̓̽̔̌̕͢ơ̡̨̓̍̑̍̀͐̆̋ͯͤ̊̅͆̀͊͟͢͡dͥ͑̏́ͬ̀́̿̈́ͫ̈́̅ͣͥ̑̒ͦͧ̎͝͠ȩ̴̡̅͐̊ͤ́͗ͭͯ́̌͌ͥ͛̂̒̈͗̂͛͗̀ͯͦ̆ͪ͘͟͟͢͡͞͡͠ ̷̨̡̧̢̧̄̑͋ͯ̓ͪ́ͪ̏ͥ͆ͨ͊̐́́ͬ̕̕̕̚͜͟͝͞҉̶̶̿̍ͪ͌ͣ͒̓ͯ͒͗̕͘f̵̢ͣ́ͪ̔͒̂ͫ̐ͭ̎͗ͨ͐̑͘͢͝҉͞͡҉̊͐ͩͧͭ̓͑ͩͣ̽̋̽̅̚͜҉̸̧̛̋ͤ̈́ͫ̐̉̾̿̔̍͑̏ͧ͝i̽́͊̔͒͏̶̶̶̨̧̛͛̀͂̽̑̒ͮͬ͆ͥ́ͨͭ͌̑̌̐̑̅́̅ͩ̽͋̚͘͜͢͡͞͠͝͞͝͡҉͏̸̡̛͌ͣ͋ͧͧ̾͂͊͗͝r̴̵̴̨̨̅ͯ͒̀̓̓̈́͂̋͛ͫ͌̏̑̀̄̉̅̈̆́̆̂͆̽̔̈ͮ̾ͪ̿͗ͮ̕͞͠͝͞͏̵̢͌͑͐ͩ̓͂͑̍̂̂ͫ̂ͪ͂͐ͣͦ̌̈̍ͦͯ̌̅ͩę̸̐ͬͨ͑ͪͤͣ̓̍̍̾̐ͤ͒ͩ̑͆̃͒̆̾͑͟͜͡͝҉̴ͩ͗̈́̌̐̐̓̃̐̎ͪ̂̐͒͌͋̆̅͐̾ͧͫ̇̊̈ͥ͘͘͘͜͟͡҉̸̶̨̢̢̍͒̅ͥ͗ͪ̑̊ͬ́̇ͩ̿ͮͦ́̀ͧͫͮͯͨͦ̋͛͌ͥ͋̅ͭͨ̑̆̈͗ͯ͋̅́ͣͯ̽̀̍͂͗̚̚͡͠͝͡͠

?̷̶̶̵̨̨̨̨͈̘̝͉̦̰͎̰̟̺̘̭̰͖̲͚͓̘͙̝̪̰̭̱̣͈̥͖͙̯̮̪̀̃ͮ̂́͂͐́͛̿͆ͩ̔̒̋̋͑̅͆̎ͦͦͫ͐̾̊̇́ͬͬͥ͌̃͐̕͘̕͜͟͜͝͡͠͡͝͡ͅ͏̵͔̥̤̻͖͉̭̯̥̣͓̳̝̰̰̉͛͐ͦ̎ͪ̎̈̏̾ͫ̒͞͞͡͏̴̴̨̨̮̫̰͉̜̯̀̒̃̎̍ͥ͋̊ͧͤ͊̔ͭ͌̕̚͡҉̴̵̸̴̸̶̧̡̢͓̖̳̳̝̯͕͙̝͈̱̩̯̟̣̲̟̺͍̗̝̝̫̹̝̠̻̝̮ͯ̊ͥ͆̆͂́ͭ̒̀̂̎͌ͣ͌̎͂ͭ͋̒͐̽́ͦ̀̈́́̽̽̆̐̐ͧ̀ͧ͊ͬ̒ͬ̀́́̚̕̕̚͢͜͜͟͡͡͞͝ͅ͏̸̷̸̵̵̶̧̢̨̨̨̨̛͎̫͎̘͈̻̖͓̹̠̣̖̗̝̙̠̭̪̯̝͉͙̖̪̗͈͇̯͖̳͙̻̩̻̀ͦ̒̃̾̑͑͒̆̆̀́̑̓̏͊͂ͥͧ̈̾ͧ͋ͤ̌̃͛̌͋̀ͤ͌̍͗ͥ̓͌͑ͧ͘͟͢͝͡͞͠͏͙̲͋͒ͯ́ͮͫ͞҉̵̱̬̪̙̘̪̜͑̈́̑ͣͦ͡͏̷̧̨̧̳͇̥̞͕̖͕̗͔̪̝̭̱̤͙ͥ̎̓̇̀͛̒̏͗ͭ͂͆̍̽͒̄̂̂̇̀̚̕͢ͅ҉̷̸̧̡̧̛͎̞̳̼̪̺̳̪͙͉̥̻͉̳͈̬͙̺͓̫̘͔̬̦ͥ̄̆̿ͨ͊͒͊̄̇̐ͥ͑̽̓̃ͣ͑̄ͨ̑ͯ̃̊̕͘͢͡͞͏̰̪̮̦ͨ҉̸̨̧̨̘̫̭͙̺̻̠̙̏̇̍̓ͤ̐͢

how much zalgo can i zalg on one character?

ǫ̸̶̵̸̴̴̸̨̢̢̡̨̛̛̬̮̲̤̺̤̺͉̣̘͇͕̥̘̟͎̘͙̗̤̝̝͙̯̳͖̗̻͔̪̼̱̠̟̤̪̙͍̯͕̼̜̭͙̩̦͔̥͙͚̻̺̗̦̼̥̱̭̥̞̪̮͇̀̔́ͮͤ̀̄̽ͨͮͭ͋͗̃́ͣ̈ͪͭͦͬ̍ͯ̊̽ͩ̑͐ͨͬͭͦ̈ͫ̀ͬ̉ͩ͂ͬ̔́ͬ̿̆́̔̍͋̆̑̿ͦ͗̑̐͗̌ͬ͑̚̕̕͜͟͟͝͠͡͠͝͞͝͏̵̷̝̘̙̜̟̩̩̰̫̥̔̌͋̍̅͐̄ͪ͊̿ͮ͂͑ͪ̕ͅ͏̷̴̴̴̶̷̢̧̢̛̛̬̦͓͈͖͓͕̣̠̗͔̣͎͚̰̘̖͔͖͎̼͉̪̖̹̮͍̰̺̗̱̟͉̱͈̱̙̝̣̠͈̤̳̼͎͚̦̼͈̈́̃̋́̐̌̾ͤͤͯͦ͑͒͌ͧ́̓͗ͬ̑ͪ̍̀̿̽͆̌̾̓̄̇̄ͫ̉ͧͤ̇̎ͬ̈ͩ̈͗ͣͭ̔̚̕̕͢͠ͅ͏̵̸̸̸̶̵̴̶̨̡̱̪͍̯̙͇̱̺̗̭̫̯̟͙͈̤̳̖͙̲̺̟͕̳̹̙̥͚̪̖͖̳̝̮͐̊̓̌̈́̐̿ͨͨͮͤͫ͋̌̎͗͛̍́͐͆ͨ͐͂̍ͮͤ͊́̈́̂ͩ̊̂͛ͭ̿̋̑ͥͧͩ́̌ͥ̎͘̚͘̚̚̚͜͢͢͡͞͝͠͝

about that much

also if you know the person who submitted that trancevibrator driver, you know they knew EXACTLY what they were doing

the fact that there's multiple vibrator drivers in the linux kernel by default makes me giggle every time i think about it

spoiler: https://computerfairi.es/media/uOT2H0S9EVbjhiAbek0