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the really odd thing about all this is that like
i'm pretty sure when i had this i did try googling the lyrics and nothing came up

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Apparently Comcast files anti-net neutrality comments to the FCC using your name and service address twitter.com/bennjordan/status/

basically uh it wasn't meant to go offscreen but trying not to get it to go offscreen is like playing a 2x1 version of lights out

basically, if i correct so that it stays at the top, the memory writes will eventually mess up, either causing a really ugly white bar, the text suddenly being eaten by a black void from below (and/or the middle)

but if i misalign so that the memory writes take it offscreen (as seen), the black void eating the text isn't visible which is better

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accidentally running the "disco" command instead of "discord", causing a miniature dance party to start in place of my chat client

screaming as icmp_seq jumps from 450 to 550

10332 packets transmitted, 6816 received, 34% packet loss

im dying squirtle

seriously intently giving up using assembly at all and just using C or something
look it was challenging and fun for a bit but trig with 4 registers is a glimpse into hell

sorry for yelling into global timeline about x86 assembly it's just that it makes me feel better to tell people about my stupid decisions

okay perhaps just *not memcpying empty pixels* was a good idea

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i think im getting more wait time from putting all my registers on the stack so i can call the wait function as opposed to the actual wait function

hi and welcome to "boots wants to do x86 assembly and their most recent prior experience is ruby and python"

also
int 0x15: too slow
times [arbitrary number] int 0x0: obviously superior

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oh wait you have to move the "inc bx" from the start of that tab indent zone to the bottom of the tab indent zone to actually get the intended effect

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so nasm complained whenever i used "byte [cx]" in a mov statement and i couldn't figure out why so i just
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what's with people who get removed from things and decide that the best course of action in response is just "affirm their decision by being a terrible person"

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