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do you just ever have a really stupid idea and just go "oh no" the entire time youre making it

google isnt letting me use it because i'm a robot
this is rude

coffee cup i used to get coffee contained leftover dishsoap
cool

is there a word for "the feeling you get when you swallow a pill with not enough water and just feel the taste in your throat"

did youtube recommendations just break or is it just me

brain: hey, just a reminder, you wanted to play [sandbox video game], right?
me: ... huh, yeah. can you remind me why
brain: fuck if i know, [sandbox video game] sucks

managing to accidentally become immortal just by getting distracted by something so hard that you concentrated it long past a normal lifespan

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me: ok im just gonna poke at this and im gonna go to sleep
me: what do you mean "the heatdeath of the universe" it couldn't've been *that* long

okay im just
going to sleep and forgetting this ever happened
good nght

okay WHAT THE FUCK
those numbers on the ends of the hooman ones?
they're not random
they all end in 1116
it appears to be [first-last]1?1116

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