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Joined Apr 2017
(but yeah apparently twitter's locking people for profanity which is dumb)
[stuffy pr rep voice] here at mastodon you can say "fuck" as much as you want,
did twitter break something again or did people come just because they realized mastodon was a thing and were like "oh nice, now i dont have to deal with twitters slow march into the Void"
hello new users, im Plant verified as you can see from the icons to the right of my username
dear people who are confused about mastodon:
mastodon is weird and very not twitter its fine lol
im really bad at introductions whats up
hi, im boots, and [source engine fire noise]
forgetting your mastodon.social email/password and messing up so many times you get {"error":"Throttled"} just because you want to see the new users
the new users seem cool
nice 👌
i know i shouldn't be worried and i dont know why specifically im worried but im definitely worried
new users??
me: feeling bored
also me: doesn't want to do anything
we're disrupting the internet connection industry
and we're doing it riG]�[m� �"}^+NO CARRIER
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Fortran is so old that this Digital Ocean community tutorial is written in fake-medieval English. (It's wonderful, you should read it.)
https://www.digitalocean.com/community/tutorials/how-thou-canst-maketh-a-fine-program-in-fortran
so far ive created:
* tetris but you only get line blocks
and
* contra but your bullets dont work and powerups hurt
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If you die on the Dark Web, a Deep Cat will carry you back to the land of the living
that's why it's customary to carry a cat treat at all times
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https://imgur.com/Eb8nPS5 if someone tries to tell you bats are ugly and horrid creatures they are wrong lookit their little face omg lookit how cute eeeeeee
leveraging elderitch geometries for infinite data storage
"isnt that [thing]" THATS NOT THE POINT
i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
please follow @boots
Joined Apr 2017
