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here's a fun fact
with ruby, if you set up a meta-interpreter, you can make a dialect of ruby where you can just push closures onto a stack using keywords so like
instead of doing str = String.new
you can just do

push String
new
store str
pop

hi im boots and welcome to "metaprogramming in languages that dont actually have metaprogramming features"

i wonder if i could get "throw" to push things onto a global variable stack instead of throwing an error

ambient information

this was actually my 666th post how appropriate https://computerfairi.es/@boots/59294

i just realized i went straight from "weird function calls and misdirection" to "eldritch underlying engine miscellanea" in one step with that last one oops

oops the last post was actually broken just edited it so its fixed

This program has multiple syntax faults, and even if it didn't, it's not calling anything.
https://ghostbin.com/paste/gu9tu

(Hint: The emoticons at the bottom are red herrings.)

i should just make like Just a JS hacker things

you, jokingly: timeline goes sideways
me, wise: Fool. Code goes diagonal

here's some neat looking invalid javascript

it won't do anything when you run it, it's so obviously invalid, right

http://sprunge.us/QeYK

unicode javascript blend mix is so much fun

here's the font for it im using https://github.com/Slevinski/signwriting_2010_fonts/blob/master/fonts/SuttonSignWriting8.ttf?raw=true

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okay im deleting the post that was apparently just huge

literally had to install a specific font for this 𝨛 𝩖

unicode is weird
there's just an entire block of pictographs nobody ever talks about at U+1D800 to U+1DAAF