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rip homestar runner
going through really old code i wrote to look at the comments i made
favorites so far:
* "// the extent of how bad this is can only be described in interpretive dance"
* "// sometimes thisll just happen. because fuck you"
* "// ppfftfpftp"
* "// TODO: Death"
* "// IT WORKS I SWEAR"
honestly i should change my default to unlisted so i dont blast every stupid thought i have to the entire mastosphere
okay im done
good ! I'm 7 !
good luck! I am all of my 7 proxies at once
good luck! I'm bees
good luck!
good luck! I'm behind 𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 !
good luck! i'm behind
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a thought: a bug zapper is literally a buzzkill
gameing
galaxy brain: chris houlihan canonically exists in the zelda universe
gameing
do you ever think about how both legend of zelda and super mario both have the exact same chain chomps but basically nothing else with no adequate explanation
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god okay I just remembered this so
remember that unicorn frappe Starbucks was promoting a few months ago? it was pretty much universally hated by every starbucks employee I know (I know a surprising amount) b/c it was dumb to make and apparently it gave people the idea that there was a whole line of secret mythical creature-themed drinks that the baristas just weren't telling them about. the silver lining was that my friend had a woman drive up to their drive-through window and order a bad dragon frappe while her teenage son in the passenger seat just looked mortified.
probably wrong hot take
hey whats up electron allowing websites to make applications that are just their websites will lead to "do you want to try out our app" for the desktop
im shouting this into the void because im too lazy to log into github
i will no longer be on computerfairi.es
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Joined Apr 2017
