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ㅤ ┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this house
┃╱╱╲╲ we can't
╱╱ ╭╮╲╲ get
▔▏┗┛▕▔ into
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ our house
╱╱  ┏┳┓ ┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛ ┗┻┛▕▔

ㅤ ┏┓
┃┃╳╳
┃╳╳╳╳
╳╳╭╮╳╳ In this house
╳▏┗┛▕╳ Danger
╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳╳
╳╳┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╳╳
╳▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕╳

┏┓ ╲╳╱
┃┃╱╲ ╱╳╲
┃╱╱ ╱╱ ╲╲
╱╱ ╱╱╲╲ ╲╲
╱╱┛▕▔ ╲╲
╱╱▔▔▔▔ ╲╲ ???
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
╱ ▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛ ╲╲

dumb 

┏┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓┓
┃┃╱╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲
┃╱╱╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲
╱╱╭╮╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲ In this house
▔▏┗┛▕▔╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲╲we
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲╲forgot to call
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲╲╲╲╲glClear()
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔╲╲╲

┏┓
┃┃██
┃████ In this house
██╭╮██ we
█▏┗┛▕█ [DATA EXPUNGED]
████████
█ ┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ █
█▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕█

donation begging stuff for gf again again 

"she still doesn't have anywhere near enough. please keep donating"

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swearing meta 

"🖕" is interesting because, where before only certain sequences of characters or words was considered "rude," we now have a single character, a single codepoint, predetermined--and, in fact, intended--as taboo (at least, to the Western audience).

donation begging stuff for gf again again 

im going to keep rting this every hour because things are getting desperate rn lol

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politics, holy shit 

So, one of my coworkers is an AnCap, and just defended to the entirety of the call floor that selling a kid for 15 hamburgers is okay, saying that humans are common.

The floor's appalled and I'm just laughing cause Holy shit dude you just played yourself SO HARD.

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proposing a new genre of clickbait: "anti-clickbait" in which the thumbnail of the video accidentally answers the question in the title of the video

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have you ever noticed that if you scroll a page up and down quickly enough in chrome there's a diagonal seam across the page

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hot take 

hey if you write a website that's supposed to be used as a social media service interface once you get to a certain point you are obligated to try it without a mouse and make it so that it actually works with keyboard shortcuts and stuff

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