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[bios complains about low battery capacity, laptop makes a popping noise from the charger port that's only being held together with sugru, there's odd chipping next to the charger port]

hm, maybe i should back up the stuff on this laptop again

the people on oulipo who link things and still don't have Es in the link are dedicated

a salt packet just appeared from under my laptop
i haven't eaten anything even remotely involving salt recently and i think i may have summoned a packet of salt.

[sees someone post a mashup on ptl] Welcome to my domain, interloper

[pointing out window] Wow! Imagine that birds,

so i accidentally hit ctrl-v and for some reason literally just the phrase "imagine that birds" was on my clipboard
just

imagine that birds

thinking about the 1989 garfield halloween comics

no thanks im very happy with my current girlfiend https://computerfairi.es/media/4QCoaunHK_dURI58kKA

my favorite part about dolphin town is that like
it's federated, so you literally just effectively have a town of dolphin people trying to communicate

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fun fact: it's been only 10~ days since the first april joinwave

youtube gameing

"are the green checkmarks verification"

lawful good: responding with a detailed explanation of how they actually work and why it's the way it is
neutral good: "no, they're just emoji!"
chaotic good: "yeah here's your own! [sends a checkmark emoji] put it in your name!"

true neutral: "no"

lawful evil: "yeah, you'll have to send a message to [fake support user] to get one"
neutral evil: "yes"
chaotic evil: "actually they mean that person's an admin"

(yes, this was directed at you. just reply instead of beefing into the public timeline christ)

stop trying to make quote toots happen
it's not going to happen