Roll SlagSteak @cardboardfriend@computerfairi.es

Good outfit!!! https://computerfairi.es/media/8SEXgn5kSvSq_dMY4n8

i can't find a good selfie and i can't take one because my hair's all gross but i can't like, wash it because what if the food delivery person shows up and im in the shower!!! WHAT THEN!!!!

@online@awoo.space very good glasses! you're doing a great job!!!

@online@awoo.space it's good to stick to your guns (being gay, and nice)

@online@awoo.space these are very good rules and im glad they are in place

@Siphonay true, but imagine the verb.

you come in from the cold and a loved one gives you a mug of hot chocolate and says "mlembo up!"

@Siphonay because either way i'm 400% down

@Siphonay the verb or noun or both?

@modernmodron @hellojed@mastodon.social or volaire. whichever one was the philosopher.

@hellojed@mastodon.social @modernmodron I remember the one submission I did that worked was about shooting volitaire but the crosshair had car controls

looking straight through your webcam
looking at you is uncle sam
this is how they know you best
with your dick in your right
and a mouse in your left

oh my goodness it is BACK https://computerfairi.es/media/YvXWeAvYbPdnRNDGjDg https://computerfairi.es/media/xJnW2XrMZ9tfVUTev68 https://computerfairi.es/media/xs-lAXcjVW3FaXYzL8w

hey guys. remember nos? it tastes okay.

homestuck was incredibly popular among teens. the amount of teens who left homestuck realizing they were lesbians because of rosemary and the amount of teens who left finding out they were dudes because of dave is pretty high, and homestuck doesn't even have those as the central plot point.

dream daddy is incredibly popular among teens and is entirely about dads dating each other. also you can customize your player dad to have a binder.

the conclusion is obvious.

it fits the theme of all my favorite previous characters (dumb as hell, rowdy, gay) so odds are itll pan out.

it all fits enough and the only like, questionable thing is having a flavor item (a book of sheet music) from an earlier dude survive the world being reset (a ton of stuff/people did so i feel this isnt too out of the question)