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hot take about seinfeld's hit book, sein language: it feels like im disassociating while reading a coffeetable book of inspirational bible passages but like, in a bad way.

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ ╱╲ ╱╲
┃╱╱╲╲╱╱╲╲╱╱╲╲
╱╱in this house ╲╲
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┃ we eat ▔▔▏
┃soups made ┃
┃in a crockpot 4┃
┃the most part.┃
┃less expensive.┃
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kinda want to start wearing my padded bra out but im afraid of everything?

nsfw 

i love just bein held by girls! like, because of bad stuff in my youth i dont enjoy like, bonin or anything. but i absolutely adore being held!!!! its so nice and waaaaaarm

i usually play good and nice characters but i'm excited to play The Worst

she also has a ton of points in the sneaky skills and is built around espionage w/ skill tricks n junk. she's probably not very good in dungeons but definitely will be a good (statistically) social character

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my character i've settled on for replacing my fighter in the 3.5e game im a part of is named JENNET DO-CHAOS. she is a master of masks/rogue/fortune's friend combo. her alignment is chaotic evil (thinking abt n.e. still workshopping) but (bc of her 2 masks) she appears lawful good or true neutral. her skill in disguising is unparalleled (like +18 to +20 iirc) and she mostly just shows up to fancy parties to steal shit and eat the rich. she's just the worst.

here is my hot emoji movie opinion: they're never gonna say "unicode" out loud and im furious

in a good state. i remembered to take my meds for the first time in days and some delivery will take place soon UuU

like, my goal is by 2020 to have the basic comptia trifecta and my degree because hooo ee i love computers

i say "years from now" cos school is hard but im determined to learn how to network specialist good

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after i get my Network Specialist associates (years from now) im gonna try doing a web site

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