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my name's roxanne! i'm so-so at coding and am a girl!
Joined Jul 2017
i can't find a good selfie and i can't take one because my hair's all gross but i can't like, wash it because what if the food delivery person shows up and im in the shower!!! WHAT THEN!!!!
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Turns out that joint was laced with spray tanner and eggplant. It's called Party Dragon.
rowdy lyrics from beloved Knower song "The Government Knows"
looking straight through your webcam
looking at you is uncle sam
this is how they know you best
with your dick in your right
and a mouse in your left
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hey guys. remember nos? it tastes okay.
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Transhumanism as a way to destroy gender. π
Transhumanism as a way for rich white cis boys to live forever. π«π«π«π«
homestuck was incredibly popular among teens. the amount of teens who left homestuck realizing they were lesbians because of rosemary and the amount of teens who left finding out they were dudes because of dave is pretty high, and homestuck doesn't even have those as the central plot point.
dream daddy is incredibly popular among teens and is entirely about dads dating each other. also you can customize your player dad to have a binder.
the conclusion is obvious.
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i hope dream daddy makes some dude realise he's gay
it fits the theme of all my favorite previous characters (dumb as hell, rowdy, gay) so odds are itll pan out.
it all fits enough and the only like, questionable thing is having a flavor item (a book of sheet music) from an earlier dude survive the world being reset (a ton of stuff/people did so i feel this isnt too out of the question)
spent a lot of time recently drafting up characters for D&D since the current campaign we're in deals a lot with going up against stuff we dont have a chance of interfering with. i'm on dude like, #6 right now (everyone else is on their third dude tops) and never really felt particularly involved in the plot. so naturally i went all-out and wrote up a backstory for a bunch of Very Married bards who accidentally composed and signed a blood oath to help out the party while shitfaced in the woods.
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@amphetamine @kara_dreamer h'okay, so.
I'm an academic and "academic" doesn't describe one type of person. Personally, I use "wizard" as an insult.
Wizards think of themselves as smarter than others, and try to make their science as esoteric and confusing as possible, taking lack of understanding as a sign that their work is too advanced for others. Respect, in the form of awe and quasi-worship, is everything to them.
Witches are unafraid to speak their mind, do their best to make their science useful and interpretable, if not doable, by all. They value respect, but in the form of people listening/using their earned title.
bit unsantiary
the closest ill ever feel to being a hacker is when the flushing lever fell off on a hotel toilet and i had to manually turn the rod thing in the cistern that the lever turned.
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@garbados Here's a Haskell DSL for answering questions about the validity of various people's gender: https://toot.cat/media/St9gumYJHdWOaNdAICQ
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tired: "instance admins"
wired: "the federati"
i feel bad so im just gonna watch rogue one again
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whenever i see memes like these that dont specify what the team is for, i like to assume "to marry each other all at once" anyway 6 picards. https://computerfairi.es/media/2rSJAc60jUnpB4a10K4
my name's roxanne! i'm so-so at coding and am a girl!
Joined Jul 2017
