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China: “Remove all VPNs”
Apple: “Sure thing”

China: “…and podcast apps”
Apple: “Can do boss!”

China: “…and also hand over all iCloud data for our citizens”
Apple: “I mean why wouldn’t we? Here you go!”

EU: “Allow alternate app stores, and do it fairly”
Apple: “Ahhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!”

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going into fox’s offices and threatening them to give me neo.fox at gunpoint

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Assembly Summer 2023 Freestyle graphics entry 🦊 Placed 9th (second last).

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Wheatley: oh what's that over there you should go press it while I stay safe over here
Intercom: deploying the aperture science bitch-magnet 2000

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my timeline is like

rustuser@smartpeople.linux : The Linux kernel iso mount file formatting terminal fuckspace foundation isn’t working I need to rethworp the docker compose FOSS porkbun software

doll@gender.fuck : paws in my moufth im gay ;;;;;; awawawawa

shoelace@normal.person : do yall think socrates was a femcel

JosephWilliams@mastodon.instance : Hello

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the next github repo i make is not an acceptable substitute for the bite feature :blobfoxfloof:

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once i've had my nap im gonna go look for a tampermonkey theme or something to fix this attrocity

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