China: “Remove all VPNs”
Apple: “Sure thing”
China: “…and podcast apps”
Apple: “Can do boss!”
China: “…and also hand over all iCloud data for our citizens”
Apple: “I mean why wouldn’t we? Here you go!”
EU: “Allow alternate app stores, and do it fairly”
Apple: “Ahhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!”
@freeplay real
my timeline is like
rustuser@smartpeople.linux : The Linux kernel iso mount file formatting terminal fuckspace foundation isn’t working I need to rethworp the docker compose FOSS porkbun software
doll@gender.fuck : paws in my moufth im gay ;;;;;; awawawawa
shoelace@normal.person : do yall think socrates was a femcel
JosephWilliams@mastodon.instance : Hello
once i've had my nap im gonna go look for a tampermonkey theme or something to fix this attrocity
they/them
Computer science nerd. Furry. I like software engineering. I know Java, Lua, Python, and enough of C/C++ to hate them. I am currently learning Rust, and I am loving every minute of it so far.