Maelstrom @maelstrom071@computerfairi.es

the year is 2147. you open Honguskey (a fork of Glorpkey, which was a fork of Clarikey, which was a fork of...) to check your email, your boss has assigned you to make a configuration change to prod. you open up the Vorthorgen terminal (introduced 44 forks ago to Quickey) and ssh to the server, where you fire up your AiScript IDE and get to work

[candace from phineas and ferb voice] mom, phineas and ferb are co-opting incel behaviors into memes

modfx ii - day 9 - invention - #modfx

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fox

:blobfoxfloof:

person who thinks "arg" in programming means it's instantly scary

The Bluetooth

someone called him squishy. he's been training!

wa

whaht ht hehac i can just post wa and then get boosts :spinny_neofox:

:blobfoxfloof: <- it's free

China: “Remove all VPNs”
Apple: “Sure thing”

China: “…and podcast apps”
Apple: “Can do boss!”

China: “…and also hand over all iCloud data for our citizens”
Apple: “I mean why wouldn’t we? Here you go!”

EU: “Allow alternate app stores, and do it fairly”
Apple: “Ahhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!”

doing the same but for blob.fox :blobfoxfloof:

going into fox’s offices and threatening them to give me neo.fox at gunpoint

body hair isn't fur go awwaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Assembly Summer 2023 Freestyle graphics entry 🦊 Placed 9th (second last).

paul bart mall simpson

Wheatley: oh what's that over there you should go press it while I stay safe over here
Intercom: deploying the aperture science bitch-magnet 2000