Maelstrom @maelstrom071@computerfairi.es

China: “Remove all VPNs”
Apple: “Sure thing”

China: “…and podcast apps”
Apple: “Can do boss!”

China: “…and also hand over all iCloud data for our citizens”
Apple: “I mean why wouldn’t we? Here you go!”

EU: “Allow alternate app stores, and do it fairly”
Apple: “Ahhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!”

doing the same but for blob.fox :blobfoxfloof:

going into fox’s offices and threatening them to give me neo.fox at gunpoint

body hair isn't fur go awwaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Assembly Summer 2023 Freestyle graphics entry 🦊 Placed 9th (second last).

paul bart mall simpson

Wheatley: oh what's that over there you should go press it while I stay safe over here
Intercom: deploying the aperture science bitch-magnet 2000

my timeline is like

rustuser@smartpeople.linux : The Linux kernel iso mount file formatting terminal fuckspace foundation isn’t working I need to rethworp the docker compose FOSS porkbun software

doll@gender.fuck : paws in my moufth im gay ;;;;;; awawawawa

shoelace@normal.person : do yall think socrates was a femcel

JosephWilliams@mastodon.instance : Hello

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

meow :spinny_neofox:

@yassie_j is here? My instance is gonna fucking die

:neofox_flop_happy:

once i've had my nap im gonna go look for a tampermonkey theme or something to fix this attrocity

@infinitysnapz@wetdry.world this is what happens when you design everything like a mobile app

i wish people understood that being non-binary doesn't imply looking androgynous. sorry, i may be fat, have large shoulders, a beard, body hair and a deep voice. i'm still non-binary. i didn't choose to have these traits, nor do I feel particularly interested in changing them. doesn't change the fact that i am not a man

Citra and yuzu are still available on FlatHub 👀