Maelstrom @maelstrom071@computerfairi.es

whaht ht hehac i can just post wa and then get boosts

<- it's free

China: “Remove all VPNs”
Apple: “Sure thing”

China: “…and podcast apps”
Apple: “Can do boss!”

China: “…and also hand over all iCloud data for our citizens”
Apple: “I mean why wouldn’t we? Here you go!”

EU: “Allow alternate app stores, and do it fairly”
Apple: “Ahhh hell no! This is so unfair you guys are bullies! Malware! Privacy! We have standards! Unlike you we care about our users!”

doing the same but for blob.fox

going into fox’s offices and threatening them to give me neo.fox at gunpoint

body hair isn't fur go awwaaaaayyyyyyyyyy

Assembly Summer 2023 Freestyle graphics entry 🦊 Placed 9th (second last).

paul bart mall simpson

Wheatley: oh what's that over there you should go press it while I stay safe over here
Intercom: deploying the aperture science bitch-magnet 2000

my timeline is like

rustuser@smartpeople.linux : The Linux kernel iso mount file formatting terminal fuckspace foundation isn’t working I need to rethworp the docker compose FOSS porkbun software

doll@gender.fuck : paws in my moufth im gay ;;;;;; awawawawa

shoelace@normal.person : do yall think socrates was a femcel

JosephWilliams@mastodon.instance : Hello

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

meow

@yassie_j is here? My instance is gonna fucking die

once i've had my nap im gonna go look for a tampermonkey theme or something to fix this attrocity

@infinitysnapz@wetdry.world this is what happens when you design everything like a mobile app

i wish people understood that being non-binary doesn't imply looking androgynous. sorry, i may be fat, have large shoulders, a beard, body hair and a deep voice. i'm still non-binary. i didn't choose to have these traits, nor do I feel particularly interested in changing them. doesn't change the fact that i am not a man